The Whole Point of a Princess
I don't need fancy jewellery, I don't need a boy, I don't need royalty, I don't always play coy. I've read about princesses, They've got it all, I want a bright future, Not a fancy-pants mall. Girls don't always adhere, To the rules given to them, I'd rather wrestle a Sasquatch, Than stitch a dress's hem. See, Shiny ain't respect, The whole point of a princess, Is to look after her country, And take care of all its needs, Not to wear gold on her neck, Or frolic around in a frilly dress!