The Whole Point of a Princess

I don't need fancy jewellery,

I don't need a boy,

I don't need royalty,

I don't always play coy.

I've read about princesses,

They've got it all,

I want a bright future,

Not a fancy-pants mall.

Girls don't always adhere,

To the rules given to them,

I'd rather wrestle a Sasquatch,

Than stitch a dress's hem.

See,

Shiny ain't respect,

The whole point of a princess,

Is to look after her country,

And take care of all its needs,

Not to wear gold on her neck,

Or frolic around in a frilly dress!